"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed...
...Oh, wait a minute, he already does."
"I'm on record as saying that Outlook is a security hole that also happens
to be an e-mail client."
-- Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols in testimony before Congress on the Love Bug
email virus.
"Gates gave you windows...
Linux gives you the whole house..."
"In a world without fences and walls, who needs gates and windows?"
"My computer without Windows is like a cup of coffee without ketchup."