Názor k článku Vývoj PHP 6 od Elite - ------------------------------------------ Interviewer: What is your past experience. Applicant: I wrote...

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  • 5. 12. 2005 18:34

    Elite (neregistrovaný)
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    Interviewer: What is your past experience.

    Applicant: I wrote PHP for a Web Site

    Interviewer: PHP. What the fuck is a PHP. We write programs here. We need programmers. You write scripts. We don't have any jobs for Scripters.

    Applicant: Well scripting is like programming, 'cept there's no accounting, no data management, no reporting, but there are a lot of kewl pictures on the web site I scripted, er programmed. Do you have snackies and scooters here?

    Interviewer: We need programmers here. Get the fuck out of my office moron.

    Applicant: Wanna shoot some pool?

    Interviewer: SOMEBODY CALL SECURITY.

    Applicant: I no some kewl porn sites.

    Interviewer: (As he puts his foot in the applicants ass) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU MORON!
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    ... a nejen s phpckarem... ale v ramci objektivity i s patlakem co ma nasprtanou microsofti certifikaci ale neumi programovat. Z vlastni zkusenosti si myslim ze absolventi jinych skol nez MUNI,CVUT, MFF a VUT jsou jako zamestnanci programatori dosti slabi a vytvareji neprehledne a neciste systemy. Algoritmy, prehlednost a programatorkska kultura, to je to o co ve skutecnosti jde.